if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo
I don’t care.
I don’t wanna be sportsman like anymore.
I hope they lose.
And I hope they cry like bitches.
And I hope their fans cry.
After the game I ranted about my job. I work with old people, and I respect them. They’ve lived a long time, but I explained that I don’t mind working I really don’t. And my job is not hard.
But my job is mentally crippling.
My job is like oh you’re 20 , well here is a daily reminder that you will work your ass of your whole life and you can end up like all these people:
alone since their spouses are dead after being in love for years. Or maybe you’ll get to be a vegetable who can’t do anything for them self. Or maybe you’ll be senile and you won’t even be able to remember how the fuck to eat lobster. The best part is you probably can barely move, and no one visits you.
My job is a mental reminder that you will, no matter what you do die alone and miserable.
- Me: *dejected trying not to break everything I own*
- Family Guy: wanna get some ice cream?
- Friend: wanna get some ice cream?
- Me: no.
- Family Guy: wanna get McDonalds?
- Friend: wanna get McDonalds?
- Me: no.
- Family Guy: Wanna take a crap in mother Maggie's shoes?
- Friend: Wanna take a crap in Patrick Kane's shoes?
- Me: *finally smiling* yes.
When the bruins lose Boston doesn’t run around saying innocent people should die……
Chicago fans (not all of you) might wanna take notes…….
*sobs* well gee thanks bruins. now I’m going to bed sad. next time DON’T FUCKING STAND IN TUUKKA’S LINE OF VIEW *unintelligible screeching*
I’m too much of a loud, violent person to watch this game. But seriously, come on Bruins. Two more wins and we got this. Get your heads in the game, gdi.